Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML - FML

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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Star Wars brain

By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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afdude87 6

Monday 21 March 2011 22:31

shave, for the love of god

cathylee22 4

Monday 21 March 2011 22:36

Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?

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xxJACKALxx 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:58

Damn! Got clippers!

deatheater97 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:00

he should have called it the amazon

angelicvixen 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:12

damn, yous a hairy bitch! hahahah shave!!

boatsandhos16 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:13

gayboii you type like a cowboy

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:20

thats awsome :)

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:32

i'll readily admit that i wouldn't go down on a girl with excess hair. just doesn't do it for me, i guess. to put it simply, i need a clear path, and i don't want to have to weed-whack to get there. |the kid|

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:59

though one can surmise that the worst-case scenario would be what can be euphemistically termed "the burning bush," the treacherous entanglements of the amazonian rainforest should not be an obstacle on your southerly trek toward her tropical wetness. |the kid|

KCThaEclipse33 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:44

fucc a razor...Yuh needa Weed Whacker

gigi03 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:56

Have you heard of shaving?!?!

XBCX96 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:59

...........You don't shave much, do you?

billywhhaatt 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:03

could always call him single?

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