Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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afdude87 6

Monday 21 March 2011 22:31

shave, for the love of god

cathylee22 4

Monday 21 March 2011 22:36

Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?

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GirlTeddy 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:12

shave and keep it clean

rum_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:16

then shave that shit girl

bfflrhea 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:18

LMFAO!!!

spltfngr 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:19

damn! shave bitch shave!!

saffeh 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:20

That means you need to shave. Eww.

Lalala1996 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:33

So you're ****** is a hairy, big space creature who hangs around Harrison Ford, and lives in a galaxy far far away? IF ONLY MY ****** WAS THAT WIN.

luraizu 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:38

^win

CovertMilitance 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:37

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRGRGRGRGRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bobbyh1125 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:44

damn girl trim that bush! lmao

luraizu 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:48

tell young j-walker to use the force to enlarge his penis and maybe you will shave.

luraizu 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:36

hand dump him

quadder 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:52

dye it green and get a tattoo that says keep of the grass

quadder 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:56

or one that says wet grass

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