By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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DudeImBetter 0

you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.

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FreebirdIII 1

Time for a nap now.

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just_a_dude_ 0

Did he go to sleep afterwards?

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lemonsquid 6

Maybe your so hot he came before you even got undressed!

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aerosmith3312 2

....... why yes that was the entire point of this FML

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shift_love 13

tell him to man up and do you anyways it's only polite. then he get off twice.

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cgchamp89 7

It's physically impossible for a man to go twice. You learn that it health class... I did, anyways.

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xojessayox 4

its impossible? i think nott.

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Mgr11 3

Nope, it's not impossible. When I was a virgin, I did 3 rounds the first time we had sex. 1 round: 3 minutes 2 round: starts after 5 minutes, lasts 20 minutes 3 round: starts after 10 minutes, lasts 30 minutes

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cgchamp89 7

That means you have a very short refractory period. I stand corrected. I suppose it's possible, as they have been reported, but it very uncommon for men... It's natural for a man to be done after their ****** and get tired... you, sir, are one lucky man.

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spazmattic 0

Youth helps, so do circumstances out of the ordinary.

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xojessayox 4

lol. yeah i know that once isnt the case for my boyfriend but we're all made different and some have stronger stamina while others dont. but either way you learned something new eh?

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felah17 6

Is there such a thing as diarrhea of the penis?

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rofflewaffle 9

What a horrible mental image you've given me. -_-

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BrittanyPernell6 0

next time you plan on doing something already be naked;) problem solved, well the not getting undressed part anyways

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