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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 15:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 28/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML

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By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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Anika_09 17

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:05

What happened on that trip???

ScarletSarah 19

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:07

Something probably happened to him you just need to talk to him first and maybe you can fix it

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Najastam 5

Sunday 8 May 2016 22:29

Maybe he is on drugs, since i heard down in ohio there is full of druggies

yerawizardlizzy 27

Monday 9 May 2016 0:06

Drugs are everywhere. Hate to break it to you.

IamAngryCoffee 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 23:05

"Vacation"

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 8 May 2016 23:33

correction:ex-boyfriend

linzfinz337 22

Monday 9 May 2016 7:15

I feel like we're missing a huge chunk of the story.

OB1Kenobi 10

Monday 9 May 2016 8:14

Well that escalated quickly ...

tomvertigo 17

Monday 9 May 2016 9:48

Maybe he took a vacation to get away from OP and think. That's the thing about FML, you always assume that the poster is a victim when sometimes it is their fault.

vikky538 28

Monday 9 May 2016 17:03

Was he back from vegas?

thatsjustgreat1 16

Thursday 12 May 2016 5:37

He cheated.

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