By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

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2cacrawf 0

I would .. so that when were in bed n he's wondering why I'm not getting into it I Dnt have to explain it to him .. he will know

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perdix 29

Makes sense. He knows about your periods as it serves his needs, but pretends to forget about your birthday to avoid catering to yours. Smart ... Selfish, but smart.

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Iluvfmls95 0

Lol. Wow . That suckks

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hesaidsimplyiam 0

if he's your bf you should be able to trust him(: I just recently started dating a guy and I'm pretty open about it. he thinks it's gross but still likes me hahaha

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ChibiKarr 3

Men: if it doesn't deal with sex, alcohol, or football they usually don't care. :L

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sourgirl101 28

I would think most girls like having "Birthday Sex" Damn they even make songs about it.(:

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Hempseed 26

Wonder how you'd react if a man made a similar comment regarding women, like: "Women: If it doesn't deal with make up, dresses, high heels, the colour pink, relying on the husband to pay for everything, the idea of getting married and having babies, cooking, cleaning - basically any kind of domestic chore, they usually don't care." Or is it only sexist when men do it?

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igoteffed 0

you have about 12 periods a year. which equals 84 days(assuming your periods last 7 days) a year where your not the best to be around. you have one birthday a year. so you should be proud he can remember anything at all. 84/365>1/365

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premiermois 5

I get the feeling you win most of your arguments.

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Ilikethenamesam 3

happy birthday!

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cupcakesmile23 0

all the people who said you deserved it are mostly guys ..

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