Love: Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period.... - FML

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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There's an app for everything

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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instnt1nfction 17

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:00

he is a genius

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:03

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

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grdianknight 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:46

well, guess you know what you mean to him now, a piece he doesn't want to get pregnant

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 25 June 2011 22:27

Or he's like most guys out there and didn't want to have sex with her on her period - she probably told him she wasn't on it in order to get sex. It's not always the situation you mentioned...

overthedeepend90 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:46

If you have to lie to get out of sex, why should he learn your birthday.

Futacy 29

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:48

Happy Birthday!

Futacy 29

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:50

:-0

Crncj 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:52

he's a keeper

blargheria 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:03

happy birthday!

Bossman11 6

Monday 27 June 2011 6:56

that car is sexy

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:27

If you're not happy with him, why are you with him? Also, happy birthday! :)

Playful1985 9

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:32

Some women have PMDD which is a violent version of pms. It can be corrected with hormone shots.

jochinguis 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:41

great attention to detail hahaha

talensledge1 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:49

Happy birthday :D

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