By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

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Meaningless 1

and what if they're never regular to memorize?

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kayvan 8

You deserved it for not being straightforward.

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JennaMarie420 2

all you had to do was tell him it came early or late. sometimes mine doesn't come when it's supposed to

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neonpanda44 0

....is he really that bad in bed that you would lie so you didn't have to have sex with him???

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marcyfrances 4

well it's an fml to him that you are lying!!

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kensikos 6

wow you deserved it, lying to your bf, wow your stupid!!

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twistedpyro 0

Liars don't have birthdays!

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j_cat187 19

good thing to know some women turn psycho

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