By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Well.. he really needs to get his priorities straight...

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Gross2332 0

well OP should tell him it's her birthday soo he already knows what too buy for ur present lmao XD

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emmiep1011 7

well...happy birthday!

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Gross2332 0

Well OP should tell her BF it's her birthday so he already knows what too get her for a present lmao XD

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careerlady 0

Dump him. He cares more about sex than you.

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bobateme 0

Or maybe he memoeized her cycle so as to avoid an awkward moment when he asks if she wants to have sex. I can barely even remember my birthday.

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brow276 0

or maybe he just doesn't like being lied to.

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zozohearts 0

I wouldn't want my boyfriend to know that. Too personal.

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brow276 0

hey if you don't wanna do the deed just say so. don't lie

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NianRakluz 0

Its not hard to figure out the period with the PMS that comes before it.

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AcidRaen 4

not every woman has PMS and those that don't are lucky bitches lol

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