By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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ActionManly 11

Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)

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KSk8r14 0

Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..

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KristaBellaa 0

it means they're saggy..

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Find someone who will actually appreciate your body! Your boyfriend doesn't sound like he respects you at all...

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anonymous595 0

*** up ya eegit stop critisizin fukin dikhead:-P

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casanova7 0

hahah.. then all u hv to do is compare his penis with a matchstick, it will be evened out.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Only if you have a few thousand extra dollars.

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The_good_times 0

Orrrr, she could not give a lot of money to be transformed into a superficial plastic woman and just point out to him that nobody's perfect, then kick him in the balls and walk away?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You can, but I can't promise that I'll give you a favorable reply. :P

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boopityboppity 11

Ooh, a Québécois. I know some people from there. Edit: Interesting. This was supposed to be a reply to 42.

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TheIndieStar 7

Find someone who loves you for who you are.

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cathylee22 4

awwww what a jerk! it is guys like this who make girls think they need to go have plasic surgery in order to feel like they look sexy. what ever happened to liking a natural girl with real curves and hello breasts come in all shapes and sizes!!

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Fraud_era 0

Thats hilarious. Sucks for you though.

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