By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 419
You deserved it 7 163

Same thing different taste

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Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)

Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..

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#55 Implants cost thousands of dollars...

it depends of the size you wanna carry...love is priceless

So you're flat chested (sp? i feel ashamed for not knowing how to spell this!) That's not a big deal... when you're like 10. Uhm buy a padded bra or dump him. Quit complaining on FML. :)

Yes. You spelled chested right. You pass the third grade. You don't know how old OP is. For all you know, she could be like that Alicia chick -- you know, the 24 year old with AA boobs? Padded bra-good idea. Dump him? Really? Stupid idea. I love how shallow this world is.

I agree with you, #63! Though even the padded bra is an iffy idea. Sure, it makes your chest look bigger...But as soon as the bra comes off, it's going to be embarrassingly obvious. I'd rather just deal with the small chest I have, because to me wearing a padded bra feels like false advertising.

Your comment makes sense. But most men realize that once the shirt's off, even without the padded bra things are going to look slightly different. However, if you're literally an A cup and you're wearing so much padding you look like a B or a C, that's just stupid.

Yeah, I'm an AA cup...So wearing padding wouldn't really make enough difference anyway-- Unless, like you said, I wore so much padding that I was magically a B or C cup. That would be scary! :P

Scary, but it happens more than you'd think!

#68 Really?! That almost makes me feel better. There might yet be more small-chested girls than I'd thought...

Haha and it's funny because you'd never know... unless you're the dude (or chick) taking the shirt off!

To add to that: Apparently they've come out with the super bra of some sort. I forget what it's called, but it's a push up bra with so much padding it literally enhances your boobs by one to two cups.

Oh yeah, haha! I had the privilege of seeing one of those crazy bras in person...There's about two whole boobs worth of padding, honestly!

Wow... yeah I haven't seen one of those yet, but just the thought is making me giggle uncontrollably. Who would actually buy such a thing? Then again for them to make it, there would have had to have been a high enough demand...

Kawaiichan42 3

The hello bombshell bra? I took one look at one of those and nearly burst out laughing. There's so much padding in those things a woman could accidentally hit something and never notice. How insecure does one have to be to buy something that uncomfortable?

Man... it must be a nice feeling letting your boobs down at the end of the day after being hoisted up so high!

Kawaiichan42 3

Right? I would imagine it would be like wearing a bra that's too small. Normal bras are enough push up for me.

Enough push up for you because you're bigger than I (and nerds) am! ;)

Kawaiichan42 3

It's not a wonderful thing. Mine can't pick a size. In the past year I've been a C, D, DD, and back to D cup. It gets expensive. -_-

I hear ya. I tend to just stick with the same bras since I can't afford to keep buying new ones every time my size changes. I've been anywhere between a 32A to a 34B. Friggen weight loss and periods!

Kawaiichan42 3

Oh, I never threw my old ones out. When they get bigger, I can't wear the smaller ones because they squeeze, and usually I'm on my period when I need the DD, so they're already tender. I always make sure I have a choice between a fleshy one and a pretty one, cuz I'm weird that way. My boobs were a nice stable C until I got on the pill, and even now that I'm off it, they can't make up their minds what size they want to be.

Maybe that's my issue then... I've been on the pill for years but only last year (possibly a bit before) I switched over to a new brand... I know weight loss has something to do with it but I haven't lost any more weight since February and I still fluctuate. Hooray? Stupid boobs. Lol

Kawaiichan42 3

Lol. What pill did you switch to?

I was on Alesse, but I guess they discontinued that here or something. Now I'm on TriCyclen Lo.

That VS bra is ridiculous. The padding in my size is literally bigger than my boobs. It would turn me into a D. I'd have to carry all of my body fat in my chest for that to ever be real. O.O

it's called gravity... having said that this open door for the : are you ready to pay to solve this problem ? If it bothers him enough to bring it up then it's time for him to do some overtime... Just saying..