By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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ActionManly 11

Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)

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KSk8r14 0

Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..

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WJCool 0

but do THESE tires go round and round??? lol

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Kawaiichan42 3

They are super expensive. My mom's still paying off hers, and she got them like 7 years ago. Then she went crazy, so they're probably not too good for your mental health anyway...

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howrudoin 11

sounds like some perky or possible saggin **** lol.

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vanfossenjeff 0

they need to be rotated every 6,000 miles.

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cindybuzz 5

why is everyone assuming OP has small boobs anyway? from what i've seen, it's not smaller boobs that's go saggy and misshapen like a flat tire....

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twilighthater1 0

They do have ways to fix that you know.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#111 As I've reiterated many, many times...Sure, there are ways to fix that. But only if you have a few thousand dollars.

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TheTexanGuy 0

"I just thought of flat boobies and it made me mad." The Todd, Scrubs.

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toibits 0

iam still going to suck those boobies..

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