By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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allieooples13 9

I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.

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sseberly 11

Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.

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loserman67 35

And you're concerned about this why??? Look, you've no doubt sucked his ****, swallowed his splooge, licked his balls and maybe even tossed his salad, and you'r eworried about the toothbrush in the toilet? Now while I agree with others in here that he is an immature asshole for doing this, I'm sure it's no big deal. Wanna really get back at him??? Go bang some other guy and then entice him into eating you out, then suprise him!! "Hey Baby, you just ate me after the guy down the street ****** my brains out! Did it taste good asshole?!?! Tell him to grow up and knock it off or you'll find someone who is more mature.

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Ugi 26

Urine is sterile (or at least if it's not then you know all about it). Similarly semen - it contains sperm but no bacteria etc. You can eat/drink these all day with no ill effect. Shit, however, is absolutely crawling with bacteria, especially e-coli, which can cause really nasty food-poisoning. Unless the OP eats her BF's crap then a toothbrush in the toilet is much more risky than anything they are likely to get up to normally.

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CrazyManNo9 29

You might want to look up the one term that was mentioned, "tossed his salad". Then again, you might not.

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greatbigumph 3

Urine is only sterile while inside the body. It's waste, plain and simple, and contains all the chemicals and impurities your body cannot use. That's why the body gets rid of it in the first place. If you drank it all day you would certainly have problems. I recall a similar FML about a wife cleaning the toilet with her husband's toothbrush after fights. What is it with these people?

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CrazyManNo9 29

Okay, am I missing something? You did mean to say EX-boyfriend, right???

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36AngryPandas 1

Maan that's gross, but what do I know... I'm just a panda

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ikickgingers 15

"Pandas are *****"

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perdix 29

You are only a mediocre interrogator to get that out of him. If you waterboarded him, he'd tell you the whole truth that he really scrubs the shit stains with your toothbrush. You must really piss him off.

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