By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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babybubz 0

knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.

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ibrett93 0

Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p

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Gummybears4life 0

You should make a list of how much the tattoos you gave him cost and then give it to him and tell him you want the money by friday

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logand 3

tattoo him "i'm a bastard" on his forehead while he's sleeping

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Batman4890 0

how many tattoos have you given him to keep him for 2 years? :O but he must love his tattoos...

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KarmaLanding 0

Well, now that you know, this is a prime opportunity to present him with a "past-due" invoice for absolutely all the work you've done for him. If you're feeling generous, give him a 10% "friends and family" discount, but I know I wouldn't...

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KarmaLanding 0

Oh, and "The_Dood"? The list of people I know personally who have tattoos includes: Five cops, a dozen EMTs, nine or ten firefighters, two lawyers, two doctors, more than a dozen soldiers, a couple dentists, one judge, and about fifteen IT professionals. All of whom, (except, sadly, possibly the soldiers), I guarantee, earn more than you do, you self-righteous twat.

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Ttime21921 0

you have a very smart ex-boyfriend!!! lol

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Howdyplz 2

I say you should wait until he's sleeping, tattoo and/or draw a penis on his neck or face, and dump his ass the next morning. That'll teach that douche.

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