Love: Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's...

By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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Keep in touch

By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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babybubz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:08

knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.

ibrett93 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:04

Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p

Comments

arbmouser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:53

LOL... that's awesome.

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:21

He has nice tats . . . for a stupid guy.

onnielief 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:24

so mess up his next piece. He seems like a real jerk!

bfffness 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:43

he's probably just ******* with you or pissed off from some fight you had, I doubt he means it. if he does, **** him, tattoo a gay pride symbol on his ass while he's asleep.

xconvictcon 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:56

well now, that's the greatest reason to be with someone.

omgxwtfxheather 2

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:32

oh dear that's when you give your ex boyfriend a tattoo to remember you by lmfao ;D

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:38

You should tattoo a pic of Steve-o's face on his back.

monop_fml 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:47

That's quite rock and roll. He's still a dick, but at least he walks it like he talks it.

undefinedpaladin 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:38

Ok I could go into a long drawn out story about how bad he is for this and come up with a really creative revenge. Yet I find that it would be so much more entertaining for you to just dump him and mail him invoices for all the tattooing you did. Ok so that sounds like a revenge plot but it is funny. But on a more personal note I am looking for a tattoo artist. If you think you can help me out let me know and I will give you the details and you just quote the price.

starburgerdeluxe 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:33

I think you should keep going out with him and then the next tattoo he wants I'd tattoo one of the teletubies on him and then write something that would embarrass him. The jerk deserves it!