Health: Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing...

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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You deserved it 37 405

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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You deserved it 9 484

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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You deserved it 55 186

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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You deserved it 43 664

That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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You deserved it 283

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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You deserved it 220

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 251

Party animal

By stupid friendless loser - 29/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 688

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You deserved it 4 398

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 72 531

footballfreak65 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:29

wow wat an idiot bf

mike3775 35

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:34

I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly

Comments

Keyganator 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:45

in my opinion you deserve it for sneaking out, even if you hadn't fell you'd be on here tomorrow talking about how you got grounded for sneaking out.

lalalaughter 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:57

i dont think anyone deserves broken ribs,, but OP did deserve punishment.

shaniecerb 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:14

i dont think she deserves it but thats what she gets for sneaking out..parents have rules for a reason

CmarieMC23 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:46

hope u broke up with his ass

MrSexyPants 14

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:47

That gives a new meaning to "break free"

LexxyLiime 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:54

What a jerk. Who does that? /: Some "boyfriend" you have.

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:56

Never listen to your boyfriends, because they are idiots.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:56

your parents are probably the ones that texted him hahaa

example947 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:20

"let go of the ladder and no one gets hurt"

CrypticHatchet 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:38

except for OP..

EffinToofer 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:57

Yeah you do, for sneaking out. For every action, there is an equal or greater reaction.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:57

Wait until everyone is asleep and use a door like everyone else. Oh BTW, you are so busted!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:35

Call, you sound like an expert! I agree. And if you get caught just say you were checking the mail or getting something out of the car.(:

example947 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:13

who checks the mail in the wee hours of the morning?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:35

Good point. Ummm let me think. Someone that needs to mail out a bill/letter and doesn't want to forget to send it out ASAP. Don't forget to put the red flag up.(: