Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"...

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 4 965

Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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You deserved it 1 168

By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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You deserved it 8 194

Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

Comments

iveanne 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:14

yeah that sucks but your boyfriend is freakin hilarious!! epic win!! I would think it was pretty damn funny my hubby did that but he's not on fb.

Brutalsecurity 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:25

Sadly, I'm sure more men check in there than check into the bunny Ranch...just Sayin.

Rhupert 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:50

Haha!

Sweet_Testicles 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:13

I wonder if his friends 'liked' it

bitchslapped22 14

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:14

WIN

jinki101 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:24

that is hilarious. i actually just laughed.

Tkao96 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:25

Win!

JoshuaBoii 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:30

Good idea .

Xxgreenbug29xX 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:49

TROLOLOLOL. XD

DaangItsBrooke 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:54

Hahahaha your boyfriend is hilarious

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Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend takes so long in public toilets. He admitted his ex was such a nasty ho, she would drag him into public toilets whenever she wanted dick in public. So now every time he goes in one, he gets a boner and has to "get rid of it" before he can come out. FML

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Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Today, my boss showed me how he wants his office redecorating. We have employees on minimum wage and yet he wants a private bathroom, large screen TV, sofa and PlayStation, and a decorative suit of armour, all in an office that’s already bigger than my one bedroom flat. FML

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Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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