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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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You deserved it 6 722

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 15:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML

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You deserved it 263

By WorthLessThanACareer - 21/06/2016 12:57

Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML

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You deserved it 1 201

By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML

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You deserved it 2 091

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

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You deserved it 2 958

By Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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You deserved it 8 896

KiwiKitten 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:07

This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:08

Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

Comments

inlovewithhim8 5

Thursday 5 September 2013 23:52

Leave him

RobinLink37 9

Thursday 8 January 2015 23:56

He's not the one in danger... he IS the danger.

Daesh_fml 9

Wednesday 27 May 2015 19:43

I always say YDI when people are complaining about their partner, just because. You chose them, and make a daily choice to continue being with them.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 11 July 2015 22:18

Tough choices.

kenyrabit 25

Monday 21 December 2015 10:57

why not both?

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 14 March 2021 5:52

Just so you know. Hanging drywall is a real job.

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