By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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KiwiKitten 2

This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

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The_Hitdude 12

Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

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Keyboard_Cat 2

Selling pot actually makes you rather wealthy. However, unless you're into that kind of thing..Dump his ass

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igive 29

he is at least thinking about an entrepreneurship. consider yourself lucky!

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stiansr 8

I would love to watch when your future children brings him to school for parents day

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cheetahbaby96 8

Pshh, who needs college?

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gitaly101 3

And who the **** would WANT to sell drywall for a living! No offense drywall ppl! If I wer u, I'd drop-kick him in the dick and wen he sqeeks " (his face is like ????+????)what was THAT for?!?!?" u can say, "for being such a retarded DICK!" end of story. Get it? Dick? Cause u no... U kicked him in the... Well I thought it was funny... ????

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Llamacod 11

Well that makes one person who thought it was funny, everyone else just thinks you're a moron

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

I've never seen anyone with a face "that is like" ????+????.

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sinking_fish 12

Grammar nazi overload. Self destructing. Holy shit. IQ dropping.

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brianjman14 22

Holy shit, just what the **** was that?

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Dunnosomethin 1

I would like to state that drywalling is a real job... Been doing it for over 5years and I make more money then anyone I know..

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ukrage 1

But u still don't know the difference between then and than

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RedPillSucks 31

No, but for $25 per hour, he can afford to rent some one to tell him the difference

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immaMonsta 8

Hopefully you're more goal oriented than he is...

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abethehonest 4

OP obviously is choosing to sell coke, a more profitable business.

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hereinnc 12

He can sell and smoke pot AND hang drywall... Problem solved and he would be working 2 jobs.. what a trooper... LOL

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ukrage 1

Id wait till ur out of highschool before u dismiss smoking

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