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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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KiwiKitten 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:07

This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:08

Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

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lexishmexi99 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:51

I think he should sell th pot!

trollfaced 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:00

I agree! But what about hiding from the cops? New hide and seek champion?

Bunnizlovely 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:03

Choice numero uno. Drywall can be backup if he gets busted.

finished 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:03

He's going somewhere, not college, but somewhere...

monkeygirl21 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:08

Ummm how about you get rid of him, then find a new guy that will bring in the serious cash

ElricMustang 23

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:08

Hey, money is money, right? The cashiers aren't gonna ask you how you got it. So long as you got it ;)

rezzrhyme 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:09

if he doesnt smoke pot he could make alot of money

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:14

What's to decide? Pot all the way xD

stonerchick420 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:18

Why decide? Go for both, that'll make him a double winner!

Rachiedank 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:19

My boyfriend already does that for a living.....the pot part.

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