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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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KiwiKitten 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:07

This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.

The_Hitdude 12

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:08

Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D

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saya2250 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:12

oh sell pot of course !! lol

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:15

I can tell he's going somewhere

Zombiegore420 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:16

Pot ftw. Lok

usmc6892 6

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:19

Atleadt he's got some choices line up...

HausOfEloy 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:19

Only in Detroit, only in Detroit.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:20

U know selling pot Gets u a lot of money right?

Zombiegore420 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:23

Not cooking pots, pot aka marijuana, or weed. xD

nenah04 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:24

Looser

muFilter 19

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:07

Nah, tighter.

KaiserSD 8

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:24

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Dro4200 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:27

**** it do both more money.

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