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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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creedaddict 9

I better hide this FML from my boyfriend he'll do the same lol

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copy125 0

Ha your just jealous you can't give him a blow j

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Jimboom 11

Tell him that you demand oral first from him first. And if he doesn't get the engine started then nobody's going no-where. :-P

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rekabjbaker 1

Nice job guy. I like it.

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echoesdust 0

Boys will be boys(:

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RainbowHeadache 2

#1: I know right? If I saw that after I flipped off the light I would feel like he earned a blowie. That's friggin hilarious. I'd have found it even funnier if he painted his junk & had a glowing boner though. One of those "Wtf?... Awww you little scamp, you!" type of moments.

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ColorguardChik 1

Well at least he's trying to change things up for you lol

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jobsman99 0

well blow jobs are wonderful. my gal hives me at least one a day. I also orally please her at least once a day. bj before sex? I thought it was part of the sex.

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