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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0

Better follow the directions

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flockz 19

considerate sex? WTF are you talking about?!?! bf- "may i please stick my willy in you now?" gf-"yes but remember to keep all your clothing on and go slowly so i you don't hurt me." bf- "ok but can i slap your gluteus maximus as well?" gf- " no tht would be inconsiderate for me and my skin. oh and by the way, if you cum before i do, i'm going to dump you for being so inconsiderate." no do you realizehow stupi your comment was?

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fangbanger_kitty 10

my boyfriend tries to get me to blow him too..just never with glow in the dark paint..lol

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lolvickylol 2

brilliant lol ask for the paint and do the same thing

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copy125 0

HEY! HEY! HEY! do not criticize this man, he knows how to get shit done. End of discussion!

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ass_ninjah7463 0

If only all boyfriends were that creative.. at least it would make the ******** seem like less of a chore. But seriously why every time? He's so demanding.

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receivingendofit 3

I've been dating my boyfriend for almost a year now and he only gets blow jobs when he buys me things 'cause apperantly it's worth the 300 dollar necklace. You shouldn't let your man boss you around, put a leash on him.

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vvmativv 8

Isn't that abit like a prostitute? sexual acts for money or items? lol. As for putting a leash on, relationships should be equal, no one party should be in control.

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7MuM7 0

Hahahaha that's cool. Where'd he get the paint from.!?

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SummerTime69 5

Winning! I think that's cute,wish I had a bf who would do that for me lol

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justanotherhuman 21

Wait wait, ahhh... hold on. This *demanding* ******** part... we can do that?

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