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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Great idea

By anonymous - 22/03/2012 04:46 - United States - Chelsea

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

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By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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xxElle 0

Monday 18 October 2010 12:06

at least he added "deliciousness"...?

TheWhiteDemon 0

Monday 18 October 2010 12:05

...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?

Comments

welcomtomyiland 3

Friday 8 November 2013 2:16

Maybe you should consider shaving it

Mlsmith173 3

Sunday 17 November 2013 6:57

welcome to the jungle baby.

howtobestupid 16

Saturday 19 July 2014 22:51

Dead god. Guys girls please... Shave your shit!

ballkrusher14 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:29

Someone needs to shave

hurley12 30

Saturday 10 January 2015 9:22

Sounds like a compliment to me

Zaayuro 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 10:03

Lol made my day

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 1 August 2015 22:14

he did deliciousness. .. if your problem is the fur then shave

westcody 8

Thursday 1 October 2015 12:42

Dollar shave club isn't just for men you know.

bonermonkey 31

Tuesday 17 November 2015 21:33

if you're uncomfortable with it then shave, but it sounds like he is comfortable and there is no reason for you to not feel comfortable either :)

kk718 2

Thursday 14 April 2016 16:03

Sounds like you just need to shave and there would be no problem

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