By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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xxElle 0

at least he added "deliciousness"...?

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TheWhiteDemon 0

...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Note that he added "deliciousness." He must like your jungle! But if you're uncomfortable with your pubic hair, why not try trimming or shaving? It sounds like you don't like the prospect of having a jungle.

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DankAssKeefSlump 0

So what quit being a little bitch and shave your pubes At least you didnt stink and taste like a fishs ovary

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dibbledipps 0

Wow, what a spoiled bitch. Not only does your awesome boyfriend go down on you despite you not shaving your nasty bush, but he calls it delicious and you have the nerve to post it here? Frankly dear, you aren't good enough for him.

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iGrenade 0

gnr ftw +1 to your e-peen meter

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syedlink27 0

you can be very beautiful you have the profile, nose, chin girl you need a makeover!! call me after

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nikkired 0

Are you keeping it warm for the Canadian winter ?

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cabinboyy_fml 0

omfg you would be so hot if you weren't wearing that steelers thing

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voveraite 7

I'm appalled at the pube-o-phobia around here! Btw, there are plenty of lengths between "full bush" and "shaved clean". OP probably does have the first one, but I fail to see how a trimmed Bermuda triangle can be "nasty". Also, I wish I had bold red letters for this: Short trimmed pubes won't floss your teeth or pick your nose!

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Squander 3

The Triangle of Doom is the best pubic hair shape ever, or alternately the rectangle of doom. I'd ward away from the hexagon of doom though.

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