By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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xxElle 0

at least he added "deliciousness"...?

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TheWhiteDemon 0

...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?

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xgetxbentx 13

ydi, it's called a razor. I'm surprised he even went down on you though, most guys prefer not to get a mouthful of hair.

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voveraite 7

If you get a mouthful of hair, you're doin' it wrong!

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ThankfullyNotYou 1

If he shaves than you shave. If you shave than he shaves. Get it?

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Blazikengirl 4

Can people stop calling pubic hair gross? It's natural. All that crap about getting 'stuff caught in it' is completely false. If you just wash down their regularly it's fine. OP, I don't think this was meant as an insult. Shave if you want to, or don't.

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onomatopoeia87 1

this exact thing is on TFLN too. Apparently it's not an FML if you are proud enough to post it in two sites....

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Sofeee 0

I'm 13 and I shave the forest y font you try it...imagine if he sucked you off and it got caught in his teeth...ouchhhh

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stewpididiot 11

you've sure got potty mouth for 13 little girl!

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skinnydiptaco 0

This was also on Texts From Last Night... Pick a site.

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Roxalisious 0

Hahaha sooo funny! You should shave your 'jungle of deliciousness' so you don't have to hear that again and I think he only says it to make you shave

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Or he genuinely doesn't mind and was trying to compliment her.

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