By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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Same thing different taste

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xxElle 0

at least he added "deliciousness"...?

...and? what is he supposed to say thar it was like "eating at a buffet"?

Comments

Maybe you need a hair eating nomnomnom shaver. :)

hilarious hahahahaha I love when people reference previous FMLs lol

on go the landing strip for the best of both worlds

EvilDave 13

And your point is what? How is this an FML? It would have been an FML if he had something like "it is like entering a fetid swamp. Deliciousness and fur, not bad. Nasty, fetid swamp, bad.

imagine that...a woman bitching about getting her pussy eaten. Sounds to me like you're a selfish spoiled bitch who isn't appreciating the O you just had. Your bf needs to turn your ass over and spank it good then you can come back and bitch about how your bf turned you on.

I'm sorry, but that's freaking awesome. Cease thy bitching, OP.