Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me....

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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Drill sergeant

By Anonymous - 10/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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Manchild

By Guyinstructor - 06/05/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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Self-centered

By lemonade1919 - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 26 December 2011 18:56

I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Monday 26 December 2011 18:55

He sounds.... helpful

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simmonds 4

Monday 26 December 2011 23:16

R u from queensland or new south wales?

skyeyez9 24

Monday 26 December 2011 23:16

So in other words, he is freeloading off of you and getting sex?

ZDK5498 6

Monday 26 December 2011 23:16

well... it depends if you work or not or if he works or not... if he works and you don't. STOP bitching and do something useful... if you work and he does not. either get a new BF or lay down the law that he needs to clean more/ do dishes... if you both work you should divide EQUALLY...

wrichardson 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:23

Ouch!

skyeyez9 24

Monday 26 December 2011 23:24

Even a housewife or gf who staus at home deserves a break sometimes. If that is the case, bf.should at least do the yard work and vehicle maintenence. Especially if she is at home with young children. She.should not be expected to do everything. And bf should not treat her like a maid either. I quit my job to stay with my daughter full time and I think working as a nurse was easier! At least at work, I had adult peers to talk to, and regular breaks.

blair_x 12

Monday 26 December 2011 23:27

Well, at least you know now he won't **** up the rest of the cleaning.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 26 December 2011 23:30

If all men learned to help with housework-the world would be a better place.. Js.

desireev 17

Monday 26 December 2011 23:54

Ain't that the truth?.....

Llamacod 11

Monday 26 December 2011 23:48

Next time you guys are about to have sex go down on him til he is about to blow then stop, get dressed and refuse for him to finish from anything you do and tell him that it is time to stop as you have done "plenty"