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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

If you're that bothered by it, don't let him do you doggy style any more.

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

219 - Go wash your ******* loosey goosed cooch.

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imaginger1 4

Dislike trolls, dislike trolls everywhere.

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

Is there a male equivalent to a queef? Like out the urithra ?

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Steel_BZ 8

Hey, he can go rounds!! Stop complaining!

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onorexveritas 23

if its so horrible why'd it continue?

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cherryllollo 7

Dear pre-teenies: a queef is vaginal flatulence

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