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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Chris_trolololol 2

There are some things you just can't unread

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tigerlover39 9

1 what's a cilt 2 what's a queef

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auzy41592 1

My boyfriend figured out that just by pulling out in doggy that I queef. He knows I get embarrassed so he does it on purpose cuz he doesn't think it's a big deal. It's kinda sweet in a weird way...

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moofukmoocowmilk 3

Doesn't matter,... Ah to hell with it

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bunnybaby100 8

My ex did that all the time. The first time it happened I didn't know what it was so I just sat there for what seemed like forever trying to get him to believe that I didn't fart lol. I was so embarrassed!

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Britishtwit 1

Ah, this right here? thats love. Good to see a lighthearted Fml once in a while :)

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iAarsby 0

That's kinda hot.. In a weird way

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vicgeo92 4

Who would put something so personal on here? I'd be too embarrassed just to think of it but then to post it...

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