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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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alphaskater09 9

Take a straw and put it at the tip or your pee hole an blow into it. After that squeeze you penis and it should make a fart sound.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's all hot up to queef.

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fanaticdragon 10

This sounds like a dirty video game cheat code. I imagined sound effects, like when Mario collects coins. I'll go hide now.

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mmhawkins 0

My boyfriend does the same thing.. But it's something they enjoy so I get over it haha

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joey180x 6

Hahahahahahahahaaha

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L0V34L1F3 9

155: Too bad you're so "smart" that you don't know how to be nicer to others.

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