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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Comments

redmane 21

206- She didn't mean to reply. She was referring to the many comments that said they were grossed out by queefs. It's just air. It's not visual, it's the mental image.

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PinkieKeen 20

I just realized that I queef whenever I press my hand into my panties to itch.

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puplintain 4

Nobody wants to hear about your clit!

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Ameel_fml 19

Out of the entire FML, it's the mention of a clit that grosses you out? Someone's got a problem with female anatomy...

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evig_fml 16

54- it can be done with a touch screen device as well :D It's not technically a keyboard.... Bye Samuel!

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I'm glad I'm already at the gay bar. If I wasn't already, I would be after reading all the 'tip-giving' comments. >.<

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Samko_chan 5

You realize you can get a bladder infection by doing that from the shit particles that transfer over.

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selahsmithereens 1

A queef is air escaping from the ******, and doggy style isn't just anal sex.

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