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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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yourmofo 6

Sounds like it worked once. I would try it a second time for consistency.

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1x1y 12

Seriously?? That was just TMI.

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dstluke 7

tell him sex is a privilege that can be taken away

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MacItUp 8

And id tell her so is having a boyfriend lol

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Phoenix_10 2

I so did not need to see that..

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brandoneyez1 25

That's probably not a queef but rather an ****** and ur bag contracting. I'm just saying.. While this is totally funny... It may just be you Orgasming and not realizing.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Uh... Pretty sure she'd notice an ******.

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ravenh1979 13

Ok Hun, way to much info.. And FYI "queefing" is ******* nasty! Yuck.

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ravenh1979 13

I swear ppl make half this shit up just to be able to post! Smh

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wairdt 5

A queef is a reward? Hm...

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