By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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purplekites 0

lmao you deserve it for being Aussie hahaha! if she was a great person then her bf wouldn't be breaking up with her specially like that and if he called you fat and a slob then you need to check yourself before trying to get back out on the field, maybe ydi maybe you were just dating a really huge asshole and your life sucks either way get revenge! it feels good

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TwilightFalcon 0

Wow what an ass.

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Anteezy 7

I hope he wrote it in mirror writing, that would've been awesome when you first saw yourself in the mirror in the morning.

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gmarquis90 0

"What do you do with your Sharpie?"

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manstie 1

@177 People from england aren't aussie, you dumb ****.

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MarieT 0

obviously u were passed out from too much alcohol otherwise u would have woke up to the marker. hence the Fat slob part. u probably deserved it.

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dave6000 0

haha awesome.. ur probaly fat

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