By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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Parabolar 1

You shouldn't sleep in permanent marker.

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lovergirl7 1

how does one fit all that on a forehead?

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shiragesher 0

You can get it back! Then pay him back, that's what my friend did And it worked like a charm! You have to try. Good luck;) http://434326sppfez4t6feevhknty9r.hop.clickbank.net/

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myunicornbarfedo 0

um...you were asleep in a permanate marker? is that even possible?!

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ChinnuWoW 0

fagggg u should rip his penis off and make him eat it

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mofran 0

let's hope it was another person fcking with you :( if it was him dont feel bad, he's a dooouuchhee.

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DeannaDLH 3

That's a lot of words.. How big is your forehead?

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insomniac8400 13

"whilst" is only used with progressive tense verbs, such as "whilst I was sleeping"

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gabbybmo 5

why were you sleeping in permanent marker? lol

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