Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob"...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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You deserved it 3 713

By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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You deserved it 4 918

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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You deserved it 4 024

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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You deserved it 974

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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You deserved it 4 683

By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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You deserved it 4 602

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

Luckster 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:21

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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mel984 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:38

What a wanker, you don't need someone like that anyway!

TrijonVirus 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:43

haha! thats funny!

AliceC_fml 3

Friday 15 January 2010 9:51

write TINY PENIS on his forehead in permanent marker

aussie827 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:03

Only women are fat. And you probably made his dinner wrong or something, do it better next time or this will only happen again.

cjammer 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:07

Please perish in a fiery car crash and rid the world of your ignorance.

Tigg3r 3

Friday 15 January 2010 14:20

are you ******* stupid!?

rockin198 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:46

omg that sucks so much

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Friday 15 January 2010 11:14

YDI for having so much random ink around...

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Friday 15 January 2010 11:19

in case you didnt get that it was about "sleeping in permanant marker" lol ^^ :P

beccaxoxo88 0

Friday 15 January 2010 11:27

YDI (x2) maybe she cheated on him. But.. we shall never find out the "other" side of the story! heehee

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 15 January 2010 11:46

YDI for dating a child.

babybubz 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:48

I hope you have bangs...

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Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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