By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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perdix 29

Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.

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katelynjoy 0

you're mum is... um... interesting?

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

scream this funeral is horse shit then spit on ground..give your mom the one eye evil look & run off :) problem solved

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HighStakes 0

What the hell... That is messed up...^^^

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padlarf 14

Well, you can't write funeral witouth fun...

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Cinn_fml 22

It's an interesting tactic, maybe her plan was to show you that it could be much worse? Or, as schwancy said, maybe it was just something she was already going to?

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Jimboom 11

The point was, you may be dead on the inside, but at least your not dead on the outside like that guy. Either that or she was trying to get you a little rebound action. People are always so sad at funerals... so sad and vulnerable... Soo very sad, vulnerable and easy. Especially if they drown their sorrows at the wake.

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Hisoka_fml 0

Maybe your mom watched the movie the 'Wedding Crashers' too much and thought it might work for you too.......

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CallMeHush 0

Funerals are fun, you see people that you haven't seen for ages.

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SpicyDuck 22

Ahh the old funeral trick. makes you see you don't have it so bad. you could be dead right? but you only lost a boyfriend. boyfriends come and go. people don't come back to life....as people at least XD

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