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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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Sunday 29 April 2012 8:45

Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

zojieeu 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:45

Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs

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bali_nz 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:29

Books are great.

fmlman287 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 4:09

I think you meant boobs. And yes, boobs are great.

DarkHeartAnime 4

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:33

Well, atleast he's entertained.

Moneylover103 1

Friday 4 May 2012 5:40

Surprise him with a baseball to his penis

leemariex3 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:11

Lmaoo

LF928 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:35

Nice boobs:)

Gothic_Beauty 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 19:19

Haha my boyfriend does the same!

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:34

Hah, I've been doing that to one of my friends. I managed to get a pencil stuck in her cleavage once.

FMLeveryday50092 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:18

Boobs are interesting enough on there own but when you can bounce stuff off of it it's just holy shit this is amazing.

fmlman287 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 4:07

Hahaha what fun things we can do with boobs. But in all fairness, if you don't like it, then tell him to quit it and find other means of amusement.

jackbruins 1

Friday 27 July 2012 4:44

Time to get a new boyfriend.

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, honey.

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