Well that just means you have a problem committing and a problem talking to your boyfriend about issues you two have. Try talking to guys instead of dumping them. It works wonders!

Do you really? *insert extra question marks*

Hey, maybe they do grow out of it a bit! Interesting turn of events :-) I think boobies should always give pleasure to men. If it makes you uncomfortable or unhappy OP I think it's you that needs to grow up.

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If OP's like me, it's not the act itself that's annoying but the fact that it happens constantly. I told my boyfriend it was okay to shoot pennies at me at home or when other people weren't looking, but it was hard to get anything done with projectiles coming at me non-stop. My boobs are pretty much dedicated to his pleasure, but there's a time and a place.

Is it able to support the load? xD