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By sincerely - 03/06/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By amy1023 - 26/11/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me, "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty." FML

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By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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deepfrey 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 12:18

Meh, these CoD FMLs are getting boring, and becoming the same.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 3 June 2010 12:20

Ever spend a week completely busy doing work, school, etc, then when you have time off you don't really have anything to say to your friends. The conversation is really boring like: "Hey, what's up?" "Been busy this whole week." "So you do anything interesting?" "Noo..." Especially in this case if it's someone you know really well like a girlfriend. You're just not going to have anything worth talking about. If you really want to talk and stuff, go out and do something together. He probably just didn't want to get lost in some boring conversation with no point.

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fortunefades 3

Thursday 3 June 2010 21:57

COD is srs bsns

SkilledDreamer 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 22:58

good game

MiichelleRomero 7

Friday 4 June 2010 0:04

k honestlyy. u guyss r dumb. sayin shes a bitch nd how a week isnt tht long.. do u not realise hes choosin a fkn game over her.. yes cod is awsome but wtf. he hasent talked to her in days n thn calls her to talk to her bro.. thts obviously a bitch move ..if my bf did tht to ne id break up with him

waffenfabrik 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:24

*OP*- Bitch, get over it. Call of Duty beats World of Warcraft any time! Especially World at War. Nazi Zombies! *100*- Wait, you are calling us dumb? You can't even spell! The list of your mistakes: k- Okay, 'kay u- you guyss- guys r- are sayin- saying, sayin' shes- she's nd- and isnt- isn't tht- that u- (again) you hes- he's choosin- choosing, choosin' fkn- ******* hasent- hasn't n- and thn- then bro- brother thts- that's(or thats, depending on the usage) tht- (again) that ne- me id- I'd Now, that was what I could understand. Unless it is a new language for idiots, I think you need to freshen up on grammar. Just saying. If you think that we are dumb, look at your own ignorance. You completely failed.

shutyerpiehole 0

Friday 4 June 2010 0:09

dump him. he's just not that into you.

Lissita89 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:19

YDI - I don't know why I'm being mean today... O.o; For not playing video games with him. lol I'm sure he watches chick flicks with you because you like them, do something that he likes and you don't enjoy. :) Also you said "barely" so that means he has had some sort of communication with you before than? You're just jealous.

goddessunleashed 0

Friday 4 June 2010 3:55

Just let your boyfriend COD it up. Guys always get bitched on for this kind of stuff, but COD is like a shopping center to a girl: it's an agora of aggression. They need it. If it's annoying to you, suck it up. He'll appreciate it from you.