Love: Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for... - FML

By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

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Very confusing

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 02:00

Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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HentaiBunny 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:37

Who arrested who?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:37

A boyfriend cop. Handy with cuffs is he? ;D

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KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:10

Loser... Whoever it was.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:17

Good! Family or not.... Keep those drunk ass people off the streets. Rather him in jail than at a funeral or worse, dealing with manslaughter charges for killing an innocent bystander.

Chucks719 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:18

the boyfriend is the cop

Abbyybba 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:22

What makes you so sure? It makes sense either way!

bmkc4 1

Friday 29 June 2012 0:36

I took it that the boyfriend is the cop too

himynamesholly 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:28

that's how my brother and boyfriend metX)

AlexBblah 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:57

Well at least they met right?

bmkc4 1

Friday 29 June 2012 0:06

Welcome to the family

Arrawyn 12

Friday 29 June 2012 0:18

The boyfriend arrested the brother, or the brother arrested the boyfriend? Either way, that sucks

white16sox 19

Friday 29 June 2012 5:59

The way I figure it is the boyfriend arrested the brother. I think this because it seems the bf was supposed to be the one doing both action verbs in the FML.

perhapsaboss 0

Friday 29 June 2012 0:27

#secondworldproblems Is that better, oh high and mighty FML Team?

horsegirl01 0

Friday 29 June 2012 2:05

Omg that would of been my brother and boyfriend!lol we have something in common

carsonrubin 2

Friday 29 June 2012 2:22

I think they met because the bf arrested the brother

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