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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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Same thing different taste

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

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Very confusing

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 02:00

Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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HentaiBunny 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:37

Who arrested who?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:37

A boyfriend cop. Handy with cuffs is he? ;D

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bwzwally8 15

Friday 29 June 2012 8:52

Who is who?

Fmlsea 28

Friday 29 June 2012 8:54

nothing like first impressions . but your brother deserved to be arrested for drink driving .

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 29 June 2012 9:48

At least it was not the other way around :)

Up_2_No_Good 2

Friday 29 June 2012 9:52

OMG that's funny but I feel sorry for u

aaalllliiiii 6

Friday 29 June 2012 10:23

At Least it wasn't the other way round

Transform 3

Friday 29 June 2012 10:43

Sounds like it went well..

LuckyLynx7732 5

Friday 29 June 2012 11:15

YDI for either dating or being related to a cop.

JojoXP 2

Friday 29 June 2012 11:23

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Friday 29 June 2012 14:32

Your grammar is bad, and you should feel bad!

xmaximusx 12

Friday 29 June 2012 17:53

Lol

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Same thing different taste

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Very confusing

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