Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair... - FML

By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

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aireeahna 23

Sunday 23 March 2014 20:05

i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks

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etoilenuit 15

Wednesday 12 February 2014 23:41

Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..

beaverteaser 16

Wednesday 12 February 2014 23:40

and now no more blow jobs

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xenrix 1

Monday 5 May 2014 9:53

He's 1. gay or 2. got another girl

satanismyruler 7

Saturday 12 July 2014 20:47

2 words. Douche and Bag

Ramisme 12

Saturday 21 May 2016 18:40

all these comments blaming and/or being upset with the boyfriend don't make sense. you should've respected his wishes. if he had to use enough force to dislocate your jaw, that's on you for being an inconsiderate ass wipe.

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