By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 005
You deserved it 14 431

aireeahna tells us more.

i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks

Top comments

etoilenuit 15

Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..

beaverteaser 16

Comments

Wasn't this an episode of Sex Sent me to the ER?

If he gives you one, he should have one too, it's fair. I understand your actions and I hope your jaw feels better that's so unsensitive from your bf. FYL

Damn I didn't know people still give hickeys.

nitrog100 21

If you're latched on that strongly, I think you're doing it wrong.

The fact that he had to shove you off, just goes to show he didn't want one. With him being a swimmer, you should have known to NOT give him a hickey where it was visible. You deserve it.

dump his ass hell if if woulda been me i woulda put him in the hospital

@sonictardis you need to shut the **** up no one deserves to have there jaw broken i bet ur just a little bitch that needs to be shittest on so next time think before talking dumbass

there is a difference between a dislocation and a break. clearly you need to educate yourself in the matter before trying to act like a bad ass over the internet. if her boyfriend told her to not give her a hickey, and she decided to ignore it, KNOWING he's on the swim team & he'd get shit for it, she shouldn't have done it.

People who proudly display hickeys are generally trashy people. If you want your bf to display one because he gave you one on a part of your body that nobody will ever see except him or you, maybe he needs a new girlfriend. Show some respect and pride for each other

Axel5238 29

Also depending on the age involved. When you are young it might be cute, but when you get older it doesn't look good particularly if it'll show at work ect...

Helldemon 32

#148 You're a dumbass, she gave him a hickey on the same spot he gave her one, she never said she wanted him to display it to anyone.

tuffykat 8

he not worried about the swimteam he is worried about his other girlfriend!

That seems to be more of the logical deduction, honestly.