By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
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aireeahna 23

i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks

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etoilenuit 15

Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..

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beaverteaser 16

and now no more blow jobs

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Xotoolyxo 16

Damn, Why didn't he just ask you to get off, no need to be violent

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emeraldmaz 9

Maybe he did, but she didn't listen. Just as she could have said no if she didn't want the hickey from him, he has the right to say no, too. (Side note for everyone saying "He must have another girlfriend, he'd WANT to show it off to his friends!" have you EVER been around a group of teenage boys? They'll tease the shit out of each other for ANYTHING.)

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Time for a new, less insecure boyfriend. Hope you get better soon OP!

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reinsg 6

Think about it. Guys brag about hooking up with girls. Sounds like he's swimming in another woman's deep.

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ravenslady 5

Ouch! So sorry! Hope you dumped him and I hope your jaw gets better. Definitely an over-the-top reaction. He's a jerk!

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spookycat32 6

Dislocated jaw = hard limit.

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cwl727 32

why on earth would you want to give him a hickie.

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anonymous0303 1

More like his other girlfriend would give him shit...

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shaunr40k 20

Maybe it would have been a good idea to just stop trying? Kinda asking for it if you just keep trying

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