By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
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aireeahna 23

i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks

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Top comments

etoilenuit 15

Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..

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beaverteaser 16

and now no more blow jobs

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Comments

DanielleinDC 33

On the one hand, there's a difference between giving a woman a hickey on her breast and giving a man a hickey on his chest; fewer people will see the woman topless. On the other hand, if he does give you a hickey, he can't get mad when you want to give him one. And if he really doesn't want one he 1) shouldn't give you one and/or 2) should ask you to not do that instead of dislocating your jaw to stop you. I hope the boyfriend apologized and is helping care for you after dislocating your jaw.

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xxfunman 7

I hope you feel better.

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maggiefox 25

I hope you're okay D:

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Winnie453 9

"Today, I lost the chance to show my swim team what an awesome girl I have when I dislocated her jaw to keep her from sucking on me. FML"

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metalcrazed 21

Or he might write "Today,my girlfriend refused to stop sucking on my chest even though I told her hickies make me uncomfortable and got hurt as I struggled to get her off of me."

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Donavon4321 5

No guy should put that much force onto a women even if it meant getting shit from the "guys"..he should be your now ex boyfriend. feel better though :)

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Twisted_Angel 17

It's his other girlfriend he didn't want seeing it...

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