By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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rubberduckie94 13

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

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Birdie_Sage 0

Atleast it ain't a tattoo. It'll go away, rub some concealer on it and you're done!

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spurlock62 0

At least it isn't a tattoo. **

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I_lost_the_game 25

"Nam'saying"? I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

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missalkali 8

51 is making a point. presumably that's not the way he thinks English is to be spoken. lay off him.

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koolkat27 13

82- nobody gives a **** if somebody says "ain't". You ain't got the right to tell people what to do!

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lazypopo 0

Just say you played in a paintball war and tell them you got shot in the forehead.

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NandersTheFox 22

But you have to wear a mask in paintball

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Since your name is "ilovejapan" he was obviously just putting the Japanese flag (a red circle) on your forehead. You should really be more appreciative of his consideration....

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gader 3

She has a man while she isn't blond. What about you?! I'm just saying ;)

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Awsumuzzie 12

Is 56 using a pick up line? I'm not comprehending...

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peacefully84 19

my boyfriend did that to me the day before I started a new job. I didn't have any make up so I rubbed it with an ice cube. That helped a lot. You should try it.

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Urbanchiller 0

I dont think hey boyfriend will be much appreciative,if he finds out she rubbed Ice Cube on her face. You know the rapper, no?! Ok... "Move along people nothing to see here".

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RedPillSucks 31

Is your boyfriend squidward?

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Yes, he is.

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KingDavidJr23 1

You must have very loose skin.

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Feared 9

At least a dog didn't mark OP as their territory. I would take a hickey to the forehead before taking urine to the face.

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