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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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rubberduckie94 13

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

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Kman343 5

Did your boyfriend also come home drunk at 4am and scream at his son to get up so he could start killing zombies? Or maybe those two FMLs are not related...

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MrHarv92 0

He pulled a Harry Potter.

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ryanreed4021 5

atleast he didn't try to put you in diapers like my girlfriend did...now I can't stop wearing them.

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Jannettecooks 1

I was given one on the chin once by an enthusiastic kisser. It looked like I had been given an uppercut.

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Sunako_fml 9

Just say you fell on a door.. Works every time!

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derpina130 0

He's showing your his and that everyone else should back off

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crimsonprodigy 15

38 - everyone has different preferences :(

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jammy_side_up 0

My bf gave me my first hickey on my cheek. I'm 18 and I almost was killed. -_-

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Hahahahaha, my boyfriend did this to me once, but on my chin.

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FMLsAreAwesome 0

Ha I could make a really perverted comment about this...

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