Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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rubberduckie94 13

Monday 2 April 2012 18:52

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

taytoc 10

Monday 2 April 2012 18:49

Om nom

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linkinpark98 23

Monday 2 April 2012 20:36

Grow some bangs. :D

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Monday 2 April 2012 23:05

It'll go away before that happens -_-

hqbrat 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:28

YA DON'T SAY!?!?

soupisyummy 13

Monday 2 April 2012 20:40

At least no one will think it's a hickey because it's on your forehead(x

OhYeh_fml 2

Monday 2 April 2012 22:44

its still a hickey -__-

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 2 April 2012 20:41

You guys would make a good silent movie.

laurenobrien 4

Monday 2 April 2012 20:41

Concealer and coverup?

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 2 April 2012 20:46

Be a Muslim for a day. I'll lend you one of my hats. This also doubles as extracurricular activities for college transcripts!

illtemperedfish 6

Monday 2 April 2012 20:49

Haha that's brilliant how on earth did you not realise that was happening

ephraa 0

Monday 2 April 2012 20:50

That just means your ****** is next

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 2 April 2012 20:52

Vampires...

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 2 April 2012 20:54

Not ones that shine more than a strippers thighs.

zach8771 3

Monday 2 April 2012 21:00

Bindi dot

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