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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 16:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

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By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

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Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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You deserved it 124

By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 12:08 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 911

By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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You deserved it 773

Gassed

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went clubbing. A girl I was dancing with leaned in with a disgusted expression and said, "God, it stinks! Someone keeps farting… I swear they've got IBS." It was me. I have IBS. I was farting. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:44

Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

ThePols 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:57

I think this would be nasty on its own, regardless of their weight. But that's just me.

Comments

isabellasimone 18

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:43

Must have been really awkward...

TheSwegMaster69 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 1:31

Have a gold star, Captain Obvious.

WildJaw 15

Saturday 13 December 2014 1:44

What are the odds of comments like that in here? I'd say it's a "fat" chance.

WoldowJR 25

Saturday 13 December 2014 2:15

22: get out

Wizardo 33

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:44

We call them bloaters... they're people who have been infected for a reeeal long time.

kangx1 28

Saturday 13 December 2014 2:54

The Last Of Us reference google Bloater Last Of Us

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:44

Give them a few seconds, they'll run out of breath.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:45

Probably start sweating crisco oil while they're at it too.

Syncronisis 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 1:05

Either that or they'll ask you for some McNuggets to keep them going.

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:07

downvote me to hell, but lets not fat shame okay? be better humans than that

Adm_Twigs 19

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:31

I agree fox, but rule #1 cardio

thisguy22 33

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:27

Speaking for the morbidly obese, I only disliked the two follow up comments, though that probably has more to do with that fact that they were terribly stupid. Ops original comment about running out of breath made me laugh.