By Misaki18 - 03/09/2013 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML
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Misaki18 17

Yeah he thinks he's better than me , I feel like a Cinderella after midnight while he's the prince. He's always bragging about how good looking, smart, and charismatic he is and now it's worse. -_-

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Big_Pickle 18

Feel lucky they really do only hire good looking people..

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Surfer7456 7

Anyone who willingly wants to work for the asshat that owns that company is automatically a douche in my book.

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UnluckyGenius 21

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bosox29 14

You deserved to have your comment buried because you're an idiot!

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hcollins1 18

So it's her fault that he's an idiot? Let me tell you how much sense that makes.

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bosox29 14

It makes as much sense as **** on a catfish....apparently

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icemand90 17

**** on a catfish?! that's umpossible......

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LukeE45 10

don't worry, if he's ignorant enough to believe that then he probably doesn't deserve you

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mFUNdo21 17

I would be very worried if I was with someone who doesn't deserve me

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mFUNdo21 17

sorry, please ignore my previous comment

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mangoboy1 19

Fishing for compliments?

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PenguinBitch 43

#18..what?!? C'mon gurrl , why aren't you sure you're above average? ;). You're below /below/ average. Consider yourself a beautiful monkey.

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fuqmilife 7

Omg..like, your totally hot enough to work there. There...feel better?

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mandacleary 14

yeah that's definitely what you were saying.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I wouldn't be to happy about that. The guy who helped me at Buckle last time was not attractive in any way, shape, or form.

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starile 19

It's ok that most of these comments flew right over your head, elevoloxx. You're blonde.

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addioty 19

Lamborghini mercy, yo elevoloxx is so thirsty

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150493x 29

I hope he doesn't let it get to his head too much once the excitement wears off. That could have a negative impact on your relationship.

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perdix 29

Get a job at Victoria's Secret or, even better, Barnes & Noble, because smart is the new hot ;)

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Dreamcatcher1229 17

Hey, do you wanna head back to my place and see my... >_> <_< ...extensive collection of classic literature? :-P Couldn't resist.

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ColbyGB 13

It's a good thing personality doesn't come in play...

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queerdragon 20

If you want to watch hot people then you go to the movies. If you want to be in a real relationship with someone, you should want someone who is not going to imply they are better than you because of looks.

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annie_nk 22

It probably isn't. (PS I love your profile picture :)

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ohsnapcrackers 6

this is totally unrelated but if you want a good laugh go listen to ego by Beyonce :) it's basically a song about Jay-z's big dick

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His_Holiness 18

Come on people, everyone with a giant ego is just overcompensating for their toddler penis. FYL twice OP.

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jw90 18

Well he's right you knew.

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